I know. But I also know how I drive Le Mans Prototypes in Gran Turismo lol 

To be fair, so are the Oscars.  But the rest of your point stands.

The Oscars aren’t even equivalent to whatever people think the Oscars are

The scariest part is how quickly the driver turns to justifying what happened. That level of blind support for anything is a commentary on so much of what is happening around us... on either side of any issue.

And as a bonus he will get a new set of friends at the Tesla Service Centers!

I feel like this guy stumbled into the wrong web site. Either way, I hope he enjoys the CR-V he ends up getting. 

You should probably familiarize with the Sick Map before making any additional stupid comments. -  https://www.arcgis.com/apps/dashboards/bda7594740fd40299423467b48e9ecf6 

Moments like this are why it is important to make yourself comfortable with cannibalism. 

FINNISH HIM!

These hot takes come mostly from guys who have never been shot at as they are generally military service dodgers because you know, Daddy Warbucks didn’t want their scion to get shot.

This boils down to the simple fact that someone at Lexus marketing likes playing guitar and saw this as an in to hang at Fender

Thank you for an actual list, you should work for Lifehacker or submit this tip to them. 

Didn't another Jalopnik writer just post a story about traveling from one country to another by train? Is it only outrage when people we don't like do it? Damn, these goalposts are quick. 

Yeah, turns out that the Greatest Generation lied to us when they wrote about their own history. One example among many, rationing was widely ignored until it was made law.

You want my spare pans to melt down for bombers? Screw you!

Is that god awful sound the drone or the car?

He is an F3 driver after all... He can’t quite afford the real thing yet. 

This reply brought to mind this meme that cracks me up. “If your lawyers pants look like this you’re going to jail.”

Resale and reliablity would be the main reasons I’d imagine