Did I say Maryland? I meant, obviously, Mexico. Maryland is a city in Mexico. You’ve probably never heard of it.

One time, back when I was a cop, I stopped this crime ring that was boosting DVD players and car stereos. Long story short, I wound up JOINING the group family and traveling the world committing/stopping crimes. Then I had a kid and they stopped inviting me to the jobs. Kids ruin everything.

This is a very good argument. But if they engineered in some planned obsolescence, they’d lose those buyers.

I actually owned a 4Runner (2005/4th Gen) prior to the Land Cruiser.

ORRRRR

Plus who hates power locks and back up cameras?

I can appreciate that many people don’t want to pay *extra* for power windows, locks, and blueteeth, but the fact is that that’s what a standard car comes with these days. And unless you’re trying to get bent over buying a Wrangler, you’ll get those plus AC for the base price of the vehicle.

I think you want the fall to be gentle because a fast fall draws the viewer’s eye to then negative space, leaving them looking at something not indicative of a turn until the next rise.  It's wasted attention grabbing.

Of all the possible criticisms of capitalism, rich people redistributing their wealth voluntarily by buying stupid shit is one of the weakest. 

The whole point of the joke is that it’s stupid to worry about the vaccine. You come off as just a scold here. 

It’s a hell of a lot safer to get vaccinated than not, right?

Oh man, my dad was so far ahead of his time... I wish I could find a photo, but he was doing stuff like this back in the 80's. He got an old lawn tractor at a farm auction, took off the mower deck (which didn’t work, iirc), and beefed it up as a little run-about on our farm. That thing was hilarious! The transmission…

I would’ve thought brands had learned to avoid these sort of questions after that army tweet last year backfired

To be fair, not every light on the BMW’s dash is illuminated.

I’m bad at parking.

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I got it lifted just for highway driving.

yeah, cause a 3400 lbs front wheel drive sedan surely has the same driving characteristics as a purpose built rally homologation special that weighs 400 lbs less.....

You think that a 4500lb Camry with 30 more horsepower will be faster than a 2800lb YarisGR?

It’s an 80's Hollywood take on what a 2020 truck would look like.

Yeah, massive floating chainsaw sounded pretty cool.

I expected the chain to be an upsized soil cutter approach, but am disappointed. Is this just cutting with repetition and sheer force of will without any visible abrasive enhancement?