"Emma Watson's Little Brother Is Now a Smoking Hot Female Model"

"Everyone's dream: to be the sweet, reliable fallback when the person you like is done having smokin' hot, Richter-scale intercourse with a total douche."

"Valle's lawyer claims that his fantasies wouldn't have been satisfying if they weren't realistic"

meme'd

you know that Andy Borowitz' stories are fake...right?

because if they do something stupid we can mock them and feel good about it.

also in the case of males actors muscling up, most of them are/have been/will be cycling some sort of steroid to get that perfect superhero physique, especially later in life when their testosterone has dropped off. and like you say, there won't be any Oscars for Thor or Captain America...

with lots of cackling and "Ohhhh, BATSY!"

you've done it this time, O'Reilly.

Haymitch approves of your life choices.

I think the insight / knowledge is meant for people who haven't seen or heard of the fashion industry's inner workings, who still idolize fashion models and the Western ideal of beauty.

BUT GOLLUM AND THE EVIL ONE CREPT UP AND SLIPPED AWAY WITH HERHER, HERHER, HER YEAHHHH

have to disagree on Mr. Ripley, unless you're referring to the renamed French version from the 60s.

lost me at Patricia Highsmith, who has the dubious honor of being the only author I've read whose output is consistently improved by adaptation to film.

I'm from Tennessee and, well, but, um...okay. dang it.

I'd just like to add to all of the earnest & insightful discussion with the fact that "thickens cervical mucus so sperm get stuck." is certainly the best phrase I'm going to read all day. thanks Jezebel.

I don't think anyone who's watched/read Dragonball is surprised...