I’ve been using Android for years and didn’t know there was a default text message app. I always uninstall the default (HTC or Samsung) messaging app and install Textra as soon as possible, anyway.

Who edits Gizmodo?

Saying that “spawn” literally means frog ejaculate is totally ignoring the other definitions for that word.  Talk about a grammatical mistake...

Discreet = low key, avoiding causing offense, careful

The promo code worked for me just now.  It didn’t work for me at first because I had a space after it (from when I copied and pasted).  Make sure you don’t have an extra space at the end?

The promo code worked for me just now.  It didn’t work for me at first because I had a space after it (from when I…

Southwest absolutely does this. And they make you line up and board like cattle with no assigned seats.

Had to google Ampol.

Had to google Ampol.

I had to google what a goon sack was after reading your first sentence.  Then found out that I could have deduced the definition after reading your last.  Never heard the bladder from boxed wine being called a goon sack.  Are you Australian?

I had to google what a goon sack was after reading your first sentence.  Then found out that I could have deduced…

You could also consider Pedialyte, a nutrient-rich option that will hydrate and isn’t full of sugar like other sports drinks. It won’t instantly cure your dehydration or potential hangover, however, so don’t treat it like some magical potion you can just chug when you get home (it’s actually better the morning…

So, I’ve experimented a bit with Yeti tumblers and knock offs. The only advantage Yeti seems to have is with their lids. The tumblers all work the same. So, if one is on a budget, get a tumbler (or two) and a Yeti lid (or two).

So, I’ve experimented a bit with Yeti tumblers and knock offs. The only advantage Yeti seems to have is with their…

I totally understand why you would want just a skosh more yolk (or less whites) in this salad.

It implies that some of us have hesitated doing this (maybe after breaking the whites while filling them, or otherwise making cosmetically imperfect deviled eggs) and that we need to get over the idea of being judged for just dumping it all in a bowl and just do it. I do not now if Nike has to be paid for what I just…

Spotify just sounds awful, though. People say they can’t tell the difference in quality and that it sounds fine, but you really notice when you’re listening to music that has any degree of dynamic range.

The point is that in an at-will employment state, you can be let go at any time for ALMOST any reason.  In fact, you can be fired for no reason.

Who nose where Staph lives?

Textra SMS is a much more popular solution for Android users, and has some other excellent customizations (in addition to being able to schedule text messages).

And why is this old ass article being re-posted years later?

Fuck that. I get bourbon snobs telling me that I drink bourbon wrong, too.

I was thinking of a sleeping kitten. That’s an enjoyable texture.

I think 145 for 8ish minutes results in the same bacterial reduction as a peak temp of 165. Why do you say what you do? We’re talking about a thin chicken patty, not a thick breast.