fuck their kids. let’s talk about my dog.

Kids these days are so soft. Back in my day, you weren’t done in Oregon until you died of dysentery.

Wishing life changing injury on a player...stay classy Steelers.

Reminds me of the last fight I got in. This guy at a bar was looking at me. So I said, “What the fuck you looking at asshole?” He looks at me and says, “Nothing.” I stood up. “Damn right, you better not be.” This guy had no business fucking with a guy like me, so I said, “ You have no business fucking with a guy like…

I wont stand for any Kornheiser bashing. Tony is the man.

Shit. I took South Florida +64

What the fuck?

Guilty as charged (got pegged by my crush while we were in the 4th floor auditorium as the music from the school grounds play, but hey, at least I got to lick her. Also, we did get away with it in all the known ways.)

Wait, you are a Bears fan that wants the Packers to win? #BitterVikingsFan

Let the shit show of the “Let the shit show of Mixon defenders begin.” begin

That is accurate. Both are bad. One is worse, but that doesn’t mean the other should be gleefully celebrated.

I’m confused. Because he hasn’t experienced institutional racism, he should be treated poorly due to his race?

Come on, if you highlight-truther in the title, there’s no fun left for us down here.

How do we know how many women you’ve beaten senseless? How many “2nd chances” have you been given?

I’m confused as to why you made up a quote when you didn’t need to... so here it is in full for you:

Musburger wants Mixon to learn from his mistake and become a better person!? What an asshole!

Phil doesn’t have room on his fingers for any more rings.

“Hello Jeanie. Look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using lady-scented body wash and switched to Old Spice he could smell like he’s me.”

So Jeanie, you wanna grab coffee?