You don’t because you’re thinking of Tre Waynes.

You include Drew’s shitty Trump take, but then completely forget the plethora of shitty voting takes most of the remainder of the Deadspin staff unleashed?

To be fair, Drew said what most of us were thinking.

Or nobody got injured.

To his credit, Allen also called Santa Ana after their meeting to apologize again.

On one hand, Beckham has a point.

“Whoa whoa! You can plan parenthood?”

Great idea Mr. Royal! I’ve put NFL stadiums in Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook and by gum it put them on the map!

Words. All of this bullshit over words. Boys talking about girls. Boys making statements about girls in a sexual context. Words. This country is going to implode from the softness of this latest generation.

But as Will-Reign pointed out, this isn’t a case where the lower trajectory of the ball was crucial - the dude damn near blocked it with his chest.

Decent advice for an undergrad. Did it with two MLB franchises during the college days. You better be earning academic credit at least though.

I honestly don’t see the problem with this. Is entitlement and laziness now admired?

Rivera was going to send an email to Adam Schefter announcing the punishment, but he couldn’t find his laptop.

Oh, yes. Heaven forbid that Penn State should ever be allowed to move on from its shameful past. We must grind their noses into the dirt. They must suffer interminably. Bad, bad Penn State. The people who played tonight must take no pride in their accomplishment, because ooriginal sin and all that.

416 texts? Well, I guess she wasn’t up, after all.

Thats funny that you bring politics into this, because the team that lost is a great metaphor for what happen to HRC’s campaign.

i like how you know their voting record by their skin color and demeanor. if they were white but wearing glasses and a cardigan maybe you would then know they voted for the good guy.

10/10 making this somehow about politics. I can’t imagine sitting around the dinner table with you...

My sympathies to all the fantasy football players or there so traumatized by yesterday’s close Lions-Jaguars game, which meant Blake couldn’t do what he really excels at; putting up amazing garbage-time stats when down by the TDs in the fourth quarter.

I watched the infomercial in its entirety, and at the end thought “This was better than any soccer match I’d ever seen before.”