Daaaaaaaaaamn. That cat is AMAZINGLY badass. http://www.turnto23.com/news/local-new…

Yeah, you understood not one word, which is why you're all angry and shiz, insisting Aniston is not single. Girl, bye. ;)

Yes, she was being cautious. That's why she moved on to...JOHN MAYER. Yeah, let that marinate. Also, 'freaky weirdo Angelina Jolie?' Yeah, sounds like you're not bitter AT ALL. Just like Jen and her bestie Chelsea Hag-ler. Hate to break it to you - there's a consensus, and about 99.999% GET why Brad Pitt moved…

BAM!

But let's not pretend Brad and Angelina disappearing off the face of the earth, is the only way you'll except that they are not 'milking' their family (that no one sees hardly ever) and their relationship for publicity. I honestly don't get you jenloons. I mean even if I DID see myself as Rachel Green, got the nose…

Exploited a starving orphan? Who da fuque are you talking about? Her sons and daughters? You do know 'adoption,' isn't exploitation, correct? Or are you just intent on carrying on Chelsea Handjobs good works? How vile. Karma is real. Also, regarding Anniston - how is it NOT exploitation when she goes on tv and…

Nope, actually still very stunning, if you have eyeballs and ascribe to the classic standards of beauty and bone structure. There's a consensus hon. But thanks for proving me right by continuing to attack the beautiful girl, sasquatch.

That wasn't a bad day — she looked stunning that day (which by the way, was the Critic's Choice Awards 2009, she was nominated for Best Actress)...here she is from the same event two seconds later, when she wasn't straining her head back, and trying to look/talk/laugh behind her at Brad (see her neck twisting?) Here's…

Here's what I don't get about the Jolie critics, she's been on the scene now since she was in her late teens. Other than beefing up for Tombraider, she's been basically the same size, give or take 5 pounds.

Nope. Seen her in person, she's not INSANELY thin, maybe if you're fat, sitting on your ass, body shaming beautiful thin girls, that's how you see it - but she fits in with the other body types within her industry. For instance, I've seen Nicole Kidman, Tilda Swinton, Natalie Portman, and Kate Hudson among others all…

That's funny...I could have sworn she had the same piles of money when she was sobbing in Vanity Fair and in Oprah's bazooms over the loss of "purse holding man" AKA Oscar winning sex symbol actor/producer Brad Pitt....and then YET again, when John Mayer AKA DoucheTOOL, dumped her twice she was STILL just as rich, and…

What are you talking about? LOL Your very post is a big fat contradiction. The last thing 'women want to admit,' is that women could be thin through the 'graces of nature.'

I know right? What's this trend today, of having a junior, then senior prom, and God forbid someone asks you to go while you're in 9th and 10th grade — UGH! I mean knowing the prom was looming at the end of senior year was bad enough - I have no idea what I would have done if I had had such a potentially peer shaming…

To add to that, she's also as most of us know, been through some pretty major surgery of late (not to mention having 3 kids in 3 years less than 5 years ago) has had the best medical attention in the world - I would think if he weight (or health) were a danger, it wouldn't have been recommended.

No worries, I don't think anyone here, believes you could ever be "concerned," about Angelina.

Nope, same size...but thanks for playing:

Maybe Jen can get her one...

You mean except for the stunningly beautiful face, that is?

Angelina: Eeew. Uh, never mind. I prefer the white powder to THAT mugly.

Well, you got the 'coke' right, because powder and white, amIrite??!! She still looks stunning and the opposite of old. But hey, as long as her MUA fuck up makes you and Chelsea Handler happier about your lives. ;)