it HAD to be strawberry. Gross.

Thanks David G! I have not laughed that loud in a minute!

Going to toot my own horn here:... My restaurant is open all but two days of the year. For the holidays that we ARE open, I post a sign up sheet. If no one signs up, guess who works? Me. Usually get a lot of good books read... :)

Went to Wendy's for the first time in YEARS two days ago. Cold burger (double with cheese) horrible Coke machine thing with all those bland flavors, dirty lobby area. Not what I was used to back when...

WIN!

I fuckin hate chuck e cheese

cool ranch chicken tacos supreme tomatoes and sour cream only. The employees at the taco bell beside me got so tired of my daily trips just to see if the cool ranch shells had come in yet (back when they teased us with their debut for like 10 YEARS) I have since moved on to the "firey" flavor.

I like you :)

LIKE A FUCKIN G!!!!

In Nashville, TN they call it: "colddrink" Spoken like one word pronounced colddrank!

Are the noodles necessary? I can see the chili on hot dogs plus some cheese. But is it really good on noodles?

Mine too! Ewwwww.

Only a filet. Or fish nuggets.

Lots of restaurants put that "preservative" on their shrimp. Grocery stores too. Its more gross than the Subway yoga mat bread. Way more.

I JUST LAUGHED SO HARD!!! Plus I'm blushing! Thank you :)

When I worked IT years ago we would always laugh at the people who brought these to the potlucks! They would sit on the table untouched... All day.

I love buttermilk pie!

Green bean casserole is the absolute worst but have you ever tried green PEA casserole??? Its my favorite.

Scattered WELL, covered, smothered, & chunked! Had em this morning! Makes me want beer though. Must be the grease...

One of my first employees was a guy I will call, Brandon. (His real name:) He used to wear deli gloves to do EVERYTHING in the store, ring customers, take drive thru orders, wash dishes, take out trash, even to EAT HIS LUNCH. He put them on when he got to work then only changed them upon request! Mind you these gloves…