pimento-stuffed olives would count as a vegetable or fruit

The first letter sounds like maybe the race thing is slightly secondary and what she’s really trying to do is relive the excitement of that first hook-up. The idea of declared “types” kinda makes me queasy, in that it seems like shopping for a vicarious do-over experience at the expense of the person you’re currently…

Well, certain parts.

So, he got this from some woman Shebib was fucking with.

Can we please move on from this? Drake has a child and Pusha T is trash. Next!

Give them an inch of authority and they take a mile.

Wait a minute. Wasn’t the dude visiting his sidepiece who pulled on a gun on those college kids also employed by a management company? What is it about that job?

Holy shit, there’s literally a version of this story where the white woman walks into his apartment after him, shoots him and kills him, and gets away with it. 

Kim K. will now have surgery to enhance her fupa and she will be the one who brought it into fashion. Start your stopwatch to see how long it takes.

Okay wait - so, I’m not clear. Is this a fat pooch on your lower abdomen? Or is it a layer of fat over the pubic bone/vulva/mons pubis?

Notice you couldn’t find a photo of hers though, to go with this piece ;)

If I may interject: "wigotry" is the best thing that's happened to me today. Thanks

May we have the floor? The black delegation would like to vote on the removal of all things weave and lace. And henceforth, take care of our most delicate of edges, and wallets. Amendment 4c - forever replacing wigotry with what God gave ya.

They were not portrayed as anything.

 I await their first single, Pop that Pussy Hat.

Emmitt Smith: So that’s why they call it an “oldbitchuary.”

I’ve called the cops on my white hipster neighbors for bumping pop music at 3am on a Thursday because fuck them. During the day, though? Wtf?

I don’t care if it is my favorite group/artist. I shouldn’t have to be subjected to other people’s music.