OMG! Its Sunday night, I'm at the "Skate Palace" two pair of slouch socks different colors, Reeboks, acid wash mini skirt, asymmetric haircut with crimps in the back... Life was so carefree then! "This is couples skate, couples only please"! I am so old.

@ your comment... Giggling again this morn!

Right!? Its even dark in the darn daytime there!

GODFUCKINGDAMN!!!!

Why does he like cleaning up after her??? He has a personality disorder.

Yassssss bitches!! The tea baggers are trying a different approach. "Taking the government out of marriage". I need to find out their angle... Too much wine tonight though.

This is exponentially funnier than it should be. Must be the two glasses of cabernet... I am actually giggling... I am so lame.

Goth Girl is a manipulative Jerk!

That pathetic drug selling tough acting crazy girl makes me want to SCREAMMMMMMM! I hate her. And Wes with his dumb ass.

She looks like "Blossom" Mayim Bialik. I didn't even know this guy was a thing even though I see his name everywhere. He doesn't do it for me though. At. All.

I want to recommend m

I totally laughed out loud at volcano taco. I feel bad now.

THIS! I am sending it to everyone.

I watched part of the original "testimony" and had tears in my eyes. This young man has no idea.

I dont have the heart. James Ingram. (yes, I am lame)

Ten bazillion recommends for this post! I wish I could speak this articulately when I am trying to explain the "unfairness" of that whole situation.

I'm sorry but I couldn't hear you after "cilantro".

My daughter just said that bologna cake "gives her life"... Yup.

I SAID RANCH DRESSING BEFORE I READ"RANCH DRESSING"!!! I knew because I have a kid who eats ranch on everything.

do people really like their "burnt" tasting coffee? Maybe my tastes are not refined enough 'cause I hate that crap.