Thank you for this. I wanted to say it but did not have the words.

"GODDAMMED SPIDER" is what I think everytime I see one. That and "KILLITWITHFIRE".

I remember when family members would shut up for free...

THIS FUCKING HAPPENED TO ME. I am not in Florida. Is this a friggin thing now? I hate people.

PROBLEM ONE. Most Subway restaurants do not have proper ventilation. The new stores or stores requiring a remodel will have to put a system in place. PROBLEM TWO: Most managers/owners do not have their proofers cleaned DAILY. The stink those things put out is like dirty socks marinated in corn chips and apple cider…

As the mother of a former "star" high school football player I was secretly extremely happy when he broke his ankle and had to sit out a season. I used to watch games between my fingers... For this very reason.

It really is Avocado. Seriously. Just think baby food. If I still had a box, I would send a picture of the ingredients. The problem with toasting here is the TOASTER. Its a microwave plus convection oven. The heating part is done by the microwave. Crunchy part by the toaster element. There are certain settings you can…

I find this site and your articles in particular quite interesting. Maybe being a Subway owner makes me feel a little"picked on". Like my mom always said, "a hit dog will holler".

We get it. You do not like Subway. Geesh.

I can only eat frozen fudge bars, snapea crisps, and fried pickles.

hmmmmm. I have watched the entire video and not caught that. Probably did not happen.

Have you seen the sex tape?

is there a reason everyone keeps hinting that she has been urinated on? I'm just curious because I see it everywhere in comments on various blogs. Is it her sex tape?

My grandma used to call people "nice-nasty". Until I saw Umbridge I never quite knew what she meant.

our town had a "Home Town" Idol contest. Complete with judges and eliminating contestants. I was speechless.

YES.

There is such a thing as $6 beer? (I'm joking.) Its more like $17-$18 tip for beer. Next time I'm shutting my mouth about tipping. I may even be ashamed to tip well in the future. :*-(

Which would you rather have if you were bartending?

It does... Most of the bartenders are students. I remember the student/server days. I wish someone tipped me well back then!

Ever tried "Pake"?