Jesus Christ he was practically in the fetal position by the halfway mark.

‘Japanese’

I still say jack/jerk off or get myself off. I really don't need a girl version for this term. I am literally never ever going to use “Klittra”. Shit sounds like some sorceress from Conan the Barbarian or Caligula.

I disagree. Attack of the Clones was a fine movie if you remove the few horrible (and they are just the worst) romance scenes. On the other hand Phantom Menace only has one or 2 decent scenes (Darth Maul fight and possibly the opening scene).

This poor guy. Promised fame, money, recognition at an age when he didn’t know what any of those things were, and was delivered infamy, hate, and ridicule. Is it any wonder he ended up like this? His life is irreparably fucked up. And he has rabid fan boys and movie critics to blame for a lifetime of torment over…

No. No it isn’t.

When it comes to history she seems a little delusional. Mao liberated his people from poverty? Tell that the countless millions who died under his rule from both disastrous policies and inhumane practices.

Calling her a “bitch” is oh-so-offensive, but defending the monster who—besides being responsible for the genocide of estimated 30+ million innocent Chinese—routinely raped virgins for “rejuvenation” purposes and infected them with his gross venereal diseases is noble!

There are still people who willingly call themselves communists outside of China and North Korea? Fascinating. Like sighting a live dodo. But good work nonetheless, comrade!

Have nearly your entire family ordered executed in the name of communism and you might feel differently.

In post-Soviet internet, communist spies expose YOU!

I don’t know if I was still call that negging, but it’s sure as shit patronizing.

I eat my girlfriend’s discarded crust, slowly, while shaking my head in disappointment the entire time.

Ummmmm.... I knew someone once from a rural high school, and she knew that at least 3 of her classmates were children of parents who were quite, um, consanguineous. That was my first thought upon seeing this kid’s noggin.

it looks like a guitar pick

Exactly. To give the No Notoriety message in full:

I liked them. I do see room for improvement, but everyone starts somewhere. Even Star Trek: The Next Generation wasn’t so good during its first season until everyone figured out what they were doing, which you’re working on. You’re also finding your own style, which is good, because so many people try to copy Top Gear,…

Really? He seemed pretty loose to me.