It’s really more of a murder joke disguised as a rape joke. Classic comedy switcheroo.

As a 5’ woman, let me play you a sad song on the world’s smallest violin.. which is the only one I can play, because I have tiny hands.

As much as I love the idea of a diarrhea catapult I imagine that you’d have to actually put the diarrhea into a water balloon if you actually wanted to achieve any real distance.

My exact thought. Games run better on more powerful hardware? Noooooooooooo...

Is water wet too?

Step 1) Drive a C2V through the desert (which is an unlikely offroad vehicle to begin with!)

Me reading the Tyga lyrics.

Ive always thought they were the prettiest range rover. Very subdued styling and look just as home at the country club or in the car line at school. Bonus points for one in green.

I was watching the news this morning when the news-reader said, “He’s in a black sedan,” and showed the picture. I turned to my wife and said, “Why can’t they say it’s a black 1999-2000 Hyundai Elantra?”

Using my ENHANCE tool, it’s clearly a split grille model.

The key is the wheels. Look at the spokes. They look like OE wheels.

It’s definitely the facelifted one (98-00). No brainer.

Looks like the later, split headlight design to my eye.

Where are you getting that quote?

Great start! Fun material and (mostly) engaging host+guests (har, har), but you still need to work on shooting and framing it properly. I’ve had a little experience in TV; hopefully you take this as constructive criticism and not me being preachy...

Another litmus test on who to delete from various social media.

bryan pls

I will forever maintain that there is a Chandler quote for every situation.

“Chandler: Because we love kids. Love them to death. Well, not actually to death. That’s just a figure of speech. We love kids the appropriate amount... as allowed by law.”

I took the liberty of snapping a few screenshots during the demo. Made a few gifs, too!: