In all seriousness though, isn’t it kind of likely that some of those cars can be salvaged? I mean, get a tow truck, pull ‘em out, and there you go? Or am I completely wrong in thinking that? Important: I don’t know the first thing about the inner workings of engines, shock absorbers, etc. Just going on visual…

I love that thing in my 9-5. Makes for a great smartphone holder too. (Hello Google Maps!)

ETA: I love everything about my 9-5. It’s not a “redeeming” feature as that implies I dislike the rest of the car, which I don’t. It’s great!

For maximum 80’s-ness:

It’s fascinating to me how Saab can be on both sides of the reliability spectrum. I’ve read many stories of people with glitchy, crappy Saabs - so I wouldn’t casually dismiss them - but on the other hand there are tons of people online that can’t stop talking how wonderful their Saab is.

That’s a pretty awesome plane, it has that wonderful Thunderbirds retro sci fi vibe going on. It could be a design from the show.
Still, I’d rather have this one:

How the hell do you not hear that driver reacting? You hear his car, you hear the environment, but not even one single “oh shit”. The driver just silently watches as a massive airplane falls from the sky and explodes into a huge fireball, like it ain’t no thing.
I was very relieved to hear that “fuck” at 1.16 but at…

Orange is the new black, after all. See that Dolezal person.

Just in case people wanna read it... Yeah, it’s pretty great.
(It’s the third to last one in the article!)

Calling someone you broke up with a long time ago, full of regret and all melancholic...

Little of column A, little of column B...

The genuine cheerfulness and enthusiasm of your reply followed by the cold snark of his is kind of tragic. Anyway, good try! I’ve realized over the years that when a person didn’t fall in love with something before age 18 (give or take), it’s an uphill battle to get them to *really* love it later in life. The magic of…

That’s what I’ve been telling her!! Plus I think repairs and maintenance would be less of an issue, seeing as it’s basically a Chevy. If I ever get one it’d have to be an Aero though. Go all out, balls to the wall overkill!

Damn Honda build quality! :) Awesome line up you got there...
Ah, the 9-4x. I’d love to get one someday but they’re all so terribly expensive, and the prices don’t seem to be dropping. Makes sense of course, considering the fact they’re rarer than most supercars!

English isn’t my first language. Trolling can be fun, sure. I thought something about that sentence felt wrong but I couldn’t quite put my finger on it. Thanks for pointing it out,I guess.

Saab all the way. I’d love to drive a 9000 one day...

Which ones do you have? I drive a ‘99 9-5 2.3 sedan and I love it to death. Smooth, powerful and understated. And those seats...
Drove a ‘96 900 before that, loved it too.

Honestly don’t see myself driving anything else than Saab for the next decade or longer. Might eventually upgrade to a 9-5 estate (the dame edna one)…

Would it kill you to use capital letters at the start of a sentence, and punctuation? Is it laziness? Or a deliberate “edgy” stylistic choice, maybe? I’m honestly wondering. Seems like every time I notice a comment without punctuation or capital letters, it’s you. (Hyperbole!) It just seems kind of crazy to me,…

This is like a Family Guy skit in real life. Sometimes I think we’ve reached maximum craziness as a society, and then I see stuff like this.

I can’t not post this right now!

I know for a fact they are just called “sprouts”. (Or “spruitjes” in Dutch.)