Oh god that is hypnotically nauseating!

I honestly had no idea the R-Class was still being made. Always figured it was one of those mid 2000’s oddball cars beloved by jalops that were basically commercial failures. So they all get shipped to China?

Yeah exactly. I love the look of the car except for the mustache.

My sentiments exactly. Such a great piece, but that one line is truly and deeply terrible.

The car rolling up behind you while you were talking made me laugh out loud, so thanks for that! I’m assuming there’s a happy volunteer hiding behind that massive door?
Anyway, love your writing, and I always look forward to your columns. Keep up the good work!

Aaand... Hernia.

NSFW!

Nobody remembers the “eat da poo poo” video from a few years ago?
Some Ugandan guy teaches his batshit insane homophobic ideas to a room full of people who seem happy to be there.

Since blackmail and outing individuals against their will are now activities that certain Gawker and Jezebel authors seem to support, celibacy might be the only solution for a lot of people.

I meant x number of years, as in however long it takes.

For a few levels, yeah.

Exactly! I think they would make amazing video game bad guys simply because they’re so horrible. Like the Nazi’s. You just love to hate them - and shoot at them.

Look at me, talking as if I even have time to play video games anymore. :(

I have made it my goal in life to either own a 9-4x or a 2011 9-5 one day.

I’m just sitting here enjoying the casual Saab 9-4x name drop. God I love that car, even though it’s just a rebadged Cadillac SRX. Also - congrats on the museum thing, which probably was the point of this column, now that I think about it. Heh. Pretty cool! Sounds like an awesome list of cars on display.

On a side note: Does anyone think we’ll ever see some Call Of Duty-like games where we’ll fight ISIS? (Or Medal Of Honor, etc.) Or would that be too insensitive and weird, with regards to Islam in general?

I mean, ISIS is such a universally despised and hated entity, you would think that movie and game studios would…

I was waiting for him to say “don’t make me come down there” but he didn’t even have to!

Oh god I’m so happy to not be single. I’ve never used Tinder, and never will. That sounds horrible. Truly, deeply horrible. But I chuckled!

I can assure you that I manifestly do not think America does not have freedom of speech.
What gave you that impression?

Let me ask you - do you really think governments in the E.U. are big on cracking down on the freedom of speech of its citizens? Do you really think that the average Western European citizen is…

Thanks for the kind words!

I get that there might not be actual laws prohibiting nudity and swearing on tv (we’re talking about basic cable here, obviously, because HBO sometimes feels like it needs to compensate for every other channel out there!), but if, in practice, certain things are consistenly banned, like…

I’m not going to get into the specifics of each individual country - not because it’s not interesting, but because it would take us too far. I didn’t mean to imply that freedom of speech is more protected in Europe than it is in America. My general point is that freedom of speech is a very important issue in every…