The genuine cheerfulness and enthusiasm of your reply followed by the cold snark of his is kind of tragic. Anyway, good try! I’ve realized over the years that when a person didn’t fall in love with something before age 18 (give or take), it’s an uphill battle to get them to *really* love it later in life. The magic of…

That’s what I’ve been telling her!! Plus I think repairs and maintenance would be less of an issue, seeing as it’s basically a Chevy. If I ever get one it’d have to be an Aero though. Go all out, balls to the wall overkill!

Damn Honda build quality! :) Awesome line up you got there...
Ah, the 9-4x. I’d love to get one someday but they’re all so terribly expensive, and the prices don’t seem to be dropping. Makes sense of course, considering the fact they’re rarer than most supercars!

English isn’t my first language. Trolling can be fun, sure. I thought something about that sentence felt wrong but I couldn’t quite put my finger on it. Thanks for pointing it out,I guess.

Saab all the way. I’d love to drive a 9000 one day...

Which ones do you have? I drive a ‘99 9-5 2.3 sedan and I love it to death. Smooth, powerful and understated. And those seats...
Drove a ‘96 900 before that, loved it too.

Honestly don’t see myself driving anything else than Saab for the next decade or longer. Might eventually upgrade to a 9-5 estate (the dame edna one)…

Would it kill you to use capital letters at the start of a sentence, and punctuation? Is it laziness? Or a deliberate “edgy” stylistic choice, maybe? I’m honestly wondering. Seems like every time I notice a comment without punctuation or capital letters, it’s you. (Hyperbole!) It just seems kind of crazy to me,…

This is like a Family Guy skit in real life. Sometimes I think we’ve reached maximum craziness as a society, and then I see stuff like this.

I can’t not post this right now!

I know for a fact they are just called “sprouts”. (Or “spruitjes” in Dutch.)

Oh god that is hypnotically nauseating!

I honestly had no idea the R-Class was still being made. Always figured it was one of those mid 2000’s oddball cars beloved by jalops that were basically commercial failures. So they all get shipped to China?

Yeah exactly. I love the look of the car except for the mustache.

My sentiments exactly. Such a great piece, but that one line is truly and deeply terrible.

The car rolling up behind you while you were talking made me laugh out loud, so thanks for that! I’m assuming there’s a happy volunteer hiding behind that massive door?
Anyway, love your writing, and I always look forward to your columns. Keep up the good work!

Aaand... Hernia.

NSFW!

Nobody remembers the “eat da poo poo” video from a few years ago?
Some Ugandan guy teaches his batshit insane homophobic ideas to a room full of people who seem happy to be there.

Since blackmail and outing individuals against their will are now activities that certain Gawker and Jezebel authors seem to support, celibacy might be the only solution for a lot of people.

I meant x number of years, as in however long it takes.