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SHIT THAT WARNING LIGHT IS FOR HIGH BEAMS? I THOUGHT IT WAS THE ELECTRIC JELLYFISH REPELLENT.

You get over it pretty quickly. Especially when you’re redlining 2nd without giving a shit about how much gas you’re using or worrying about stressing out the drivetrain. Once you stop caring about winning stoplight races, its alllll bliss. You don’t need more acceleration power when you’re already going fast, you

EatSleepRaceRepeat

George Bush ruined the world, if you racist Republicans would remember, before Obama got in office. In fact, he called Obama into the White House to help deal with his world crushing blunders before Obama was sworn in.

Seriously you can’t go a single day without linking an article to your own twisted hatred of Obama, I think you need help.

Will this joke ever get old? No, no it won't lol

As we suspected all along. Tire pressure was off.

She did. They arrested her for arson because she lit it up with those hot moves.

and a questionable physics engine.

This is classic Rossi head games. This is where he truly shines. He doesn’t really believe Marquez is try to help Lorenzo.But by putting that out there, Marquez may push harder to get up front sooner. The Hondas have been very fast the last few races.An urgent Marquez comes in first or crashes .That leaves Rossi to

Rossi trying to get in peoples heads again. Make Lorenzo question he only got second because Marquez was screwing the race behind and get Marquez’s emotions up so he makes mistakes.

Kitties rule!

I wish we’d see the Tie Defender in movies

There’s a lot more to Arizona than just desert.

Don’t waste your time. Do at least the CB500. Unless you’ve never ridden anything at all with 2 wheels, those little 250s will bore you to tears within a week. They don’t go, they don’t stop, they don’t corner, their ergos are just “eh” and they’ve got third world build quality.

the whole “1.5 psi low” and “digital tire gauge” is a running joke on car and motorcycle sites.

It’s the waist strap for a back protector.

The “plus” button on vtech cars (the only cars with this function) actually increases the vtech, resulting in more revs as the vtech velocitates higher, resulting in the horsepowers and torques synergizing together, multiplicating speed and efficiency.

“They’ve all been based on the same beautiful formula: front engine, rear wheel drive, V6...”

Man, I recognize so many of those spots! Good write-up, but I prefer to do it this way...