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(the rest of it was awarded for “disappointment and sadness”)

Remember her Vanity Fair interview? Masterclass in showing just enough vulnerability to appear genuine and sympathetic while still projecting the strong independent woman vibe, not to mention a perfect application of “bless his heart.”

I know, I know... and it's not ending today, or tomorrow, or Friday. But as long as Trump is miserable with the anticipation, I'm happy to stay patient. 

Gotta say, he's fluent in the language of his base. Any time you hear or see "Democrat party" (not Democratic), you know contempt will follow.

God, I hope so. This is getting exhausting. 

Mmmhhmmm.. Keep telling yourself that tariffs are great, Trump. Lots of Americans are now unemployed because of them, and there’s more to come. So many farm towns in the USA have high unemployment numbers all thanks to him.

I was gasping for air by the end. I kept holding out for Pa Kessler to finish with “You done goofed now, idiot!”.

Holy shit, the manner in which Kessler describes how he found the “anti-german rhetoric” problematic without even batting an eye at the irony was mindblowing. Also, yeah, “orthodox crosses”... you mean the pre-Christian Celtic sun crosses that these neo-nazi shitbirds coopted from Norwegian Odinist Nazi’s after WWII?…

saw this on TP and too good not to share....

You can tell he’s INCREDIBLY scared! The more tweets— the more fear. You can set your watch by it. And this is a diarrhetic streeeeeam of ‘em.

ICYMI:

But honestly, why do these ex-officials get access to this shit anyway? No, seriously, why?

What? Everyone knows that Kellyanne Conway’s husband is the hapless fool that found a Necronomicon and read it out loud

I’ve probably said this before, but holy shit, he sent out THIS many tweets TODAY? How is this fucknut even running the cou-...oh wait.

“But honestly, why do these ex-officials get access to this shit anyway? No, seriously, why?”

• The Washington Post wrote about the relationship between Kellyanne Conway and her Trump hating husband, George Conway. They’re at odds, but they make it work? Why write about this? [Washington Post]

the director of U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services

Trump revoked former CIA Director John Brennan’s security clearance, which he had previously threatened to do. But honestly, why do these ex-officials get access to this shit anyway? No, seriously, why?