Yup. And there are plenty of ways for a parent to be illegally abusive that aren’t detectable afterward by the FBI.

There’s plenty of ways for a parent to be abusive that aren’t technically illegal.

The crazy thing is that it worked for awhile! She’s just so out of her depth when it comes to crisis comms that it’s backfiring here. 

She doesn’t have any ‘people’ on her side. Up until now she served as her own publicist so she doesn’t have a standing relationship with a rep to put a positive spin on her side the way he does. I think he claimed to not have reps while they were together, but I think it’s pretty clear with how he’s handling this mess…

Ordinarily I’d say Azealia Banks is a deranged liar, but her story is so very “on brand” for Elon Musk. He’s the type who thinks he has ‘Low T’ and pays someone obscene amounts of money for testosterone.

I was team Angelina when I heard that Brad might have gotten rough with a kid. But the police investigation and FBI turned up nothing. Since then everything that’s come out in public has made me appreciate Brad’s perspective. They have a sealed divorce but Angelina files publicly. Her reasonable and well respected…

Yeah, I think it’s weird that everybody forgot that the reason this started is because that fool had a drinking problem and let it escalate into a physical altercation. Instead everybody’s like, “gawd why is she so unpleasant????”

Azliea banks trapped in Musk house looking for Grimes needs to be a movie like night at the museum. Can just see her accidentally launching herself into space or stumbling into the basement and getting In a tunnel car to the center of the earth and finding Grimes riding a robot T-Rex.

What’s the source on this? I want to call shenanigans.
Not only did she say on RHONY last week (essentially) that sometimes love just ain’t enough—B is smart enough to not get married again after the shit show that was Jason Hoppy.

Wow. Brad must have really done something awful on that plane. His paranoia lies in public scrutiny but not the divorce or custody. Way to play it smooth, buddy!

Azealia’s compulsion to drag anyone and everyone for no reason has done nothing for her career, but has made my Dirt Bag reading time infinitely more enjoyable. Her one-sided beefs are hilarious.

That’s weird because just last week we heard her say on national television that sometimes you love someone but you still know they’re not The One, and that’s okay. But now he’s dead and they were secretly engaged? 

Do you think she just sat in one room and waited? She seems more like the look through medicine cabinets type. #TeamNoOne

Anyone who works with Azealia knows the risks, so I feel no shame in really enjoying all of this.

I am 10000% here for this Azealia, Musk, Grimes drama. Messy as hell, all of them.

So “wacky,” nasty, stupid, chronically absentee, loser White House employees are A-OK as long as they say great things about Trump? Good to know.

Wacky Omarosa, who got fired 3 times on the Apprentice, now got fired for the last time. She never made it, never will. She begged me for a job, tears in her eyes, I said Ok. People in the White House hated her. She was vicious, but not smart. I would rarely see her but heard....

Dump; You hired her. This is on you, you fucking idiot.

She said great things about him. That’s all it takes.

Yeah -- an NDA on a former public employee. Good luck enforcing that, you numb-nutted bully.