He could’ve cut back on the cocaine, which tends to be VERY expensive, and also isn’t even American.... and switched to a nice cheap economical local domestic meth. And he could’ve done this for yeeears and yeeears and yeeears.

Jezebel should be embarrassed by this click-bait garbage.

I can’t stand these poor rich people. Heaven fucking forbid you sell your multi-million dollar house for something just a little more manageable, which would still be unattainable for the rest of us. If you can’t pay your service people, how are you paying your utility bill?

Like I said...

You have no idea how film production works if you think Rogen had anything to do with this, or even knew about it.

[T]he stand-in for child actor Keith L. Williams and reported that the film had used brown makeup to darken the stand-in actor’s face. (Both Williams and the stand-in are black.)

Title: Seth Rogen put a presumably white child actor in blackface, presumably for “comedy”.

I think we might have just found the biggest non story in human history.

I like her, but she seems too sensible for that show. They will have to script some crazy drama to get her to fit in. 

This is the correct response. He should’ve cut back on all those trips to the “slopes” he was taking daily, the guy made bank, then made bad decisions, tough shit.

I make way way way less than $10 million and I can afford to pay the guy who mows my lawn every other week. 

That explains why Denise Richards (might?) be joining Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. A stable source of $$$ seems like a good priority right now.

The appeal of shows like this and The Big Bang Theory baffles me. Utterly, completely baffles me. 

The same people who think “The Big Bang Theory” is funny.

I have no idea, it’s just the big bang theory, why is that misogynist garbage still on? Does Chuck Lorre have black mail material on everyone?

Lol, go fuck yourself Sheen.

If you have “less than 10 million” to your name you can pay the people that tend your fucking lawn and clean your pool. This is just another Charlie Sheen is an asshole story. Same shit.

Who ever sincerely thought that Two and a Half Men* was a funny show? How the hell did it get so popular? Don’t people know that there’s Netflix, Hulu, and Amazon available with MUCH BETTER content?

the author made the comment herself, afterwards, mocking men for not becoming mature until they hit half their life expectancy.  maybe you need to work on your reading comprehension - sorry.

I’m a Red Sox fan and a person who cares about stupid gossip/what I perceive celebrities to be like as people, so I’ve always really, really hated A-Rod, but he and J-Lo together make me like each of them more as humans.