technically came out last year, but The Snowman really was as dumb and shitty (in a bad, not-fun way) as everyone said.

I thought I was going to fucking LOVE Downsizing. People said it was dumb and I was like, no, PEOPLE are dumb, this movie is genius! Well. Someone had a great concept and then drove it, or let someone else drive it, into a fucking dumpster. I was on a plane and still contemplated just turning it off to be alone with…

Saw Suicide Squad for the first time on Netflix a couple weekends ago. Its really as bad as everyone said, laughably so. I actively felt bad for Cara Delevingne whenever she was on screen for the last third of the film. 

Supertroopers Two. And I say that as someone who loved Supertroopers 1. (I was a senior in high school SHUSH. Though really I still enjoy it. Especially any of the scenes with Brian Cox) But yeah, this was just bad dumb.

Both movies where Chris Pratt was either a feature or a leading man, this year. 

Jurassic World: The Fallen Kingdom was so dumb that I felt personally insulted. At no point during that entire movie did anything happen that remotely made any sense..... and saying that about a Jurassic movie is saying a lot. 

Lost & Walking dead, both shows with such great potentially that they just bungled into a mess of a foot note.

Pancakes are tasty and all but I prefer being in the pocket of Big Belgian Waffle myself.

How can I join her?  Sounds like a nice place to me.

Whoa, no no no. Rich didn’t write that line, that was the Town & Country guy.

I don’t watch the show, I don’t follow them on any social media. And same as you I see it all here.

perfect gif is perfect.

This kid is clearly in the pocket of Big Pancake.

would you like to place a bet on me ever leading a story on Jez with Kim again because i’ll win

Re: Rich celebrities on TV.

Now I just hope that Jez will stop posting about them? Everything I know about the Kardashians - which tragically is a fair amount - I know from this dirt bag.

Nice to see that people are finally catching up to us rational people who didn’t have time for Kim Kardashian 10+ years ago.

This reminds me of when Justin Timberlake released a song called “Take Back the Night” and had no idea that the term had been around long before him and it had to do with sexual assault.

So, on the one hand this is fucking great because the sharks are going to attack/eat some very deserving people. On the other, a bunch of sharks will be taken from their habitat to amuse some giant children who will tire of them quickly.

‘...told the WSJthat he’s loved sharks since he was a kid, which is great cause, “Now you control them. It’s payback.”