omg, another one!

He’s getting worse mentally and resents Ivanka’s babysitting him through his sundowning every day; my dad is the opposite of Dump in every way and loathes him passionately, but he’s got some of the same issues, and resentment against caregivers is up there.

I just wanted to say I hate Tom Brady. This statement is not often met kindly living in New England, so it’s cathartic to express it here.

Well, as I’ve said before, Ivanka married a guy just like dear old dad: Corrupt, delusional, and incompetent. The prime difference is that Trump is loud and brash, and Kushner looks like he rarely raises his voice above a whisper.

By far my favorite Onion article of the year:

I’m sure he really tried to figure out how to spin it...but there is just no way Ivanka could have married her father.

He probably means all the Middle Eastern despots he’s been a patsy for.

Just when I thought both of them couldn’t be any more hideous...

Didn’t he once say that he knew more than “his” generals? Because he was in the ROTC in high school?

Exactly— Trump has a history of HATING the smartest person in any room, and going out of his way to shoot them down. And then (usually) do the exact opposite of what they recommended.

It would be so beautiful if this is the thing that drives Brady to distance himself from the president.

No and he really never did. To have advisors, one must understand that they do not know everything and that advisors are there to advise on situations that fall outside of the president’s expertise. President Bestwords Stablegenius believes he DOES know everything, so when an advisor tries to advise him, they are…

The difference is Trump thinks he and Tom Brady are BFF. It’s one of my favorite delusions of his.

No, he listens to that cockroach Stephen Miller who traumatizes kids for “leverage.”

Well, Tom Brady could still get into most country clubs, so.

Yesterday, I was driving along when it suddenly hit me that Trump is Jabba the Hutt. He’s evil, he’s the head of a criminal syndicate, he treats women like shit, he thinks he’s the center of the universe, he’s racist, and he eats disgusting things.

“At various points, Mr. Trump told friends and his chief of staff, John F. Kelly, that he wished both Jared and Ivanka would return to New York”