Frankly, I’d be fine if they just wrote, “Get the fuck out of here.”

“Your Honor, while my client is alleged to have penetrated and placed debris in an unconscious woman, in his defense, it’s not like his dick was in her. So it doesn’t count as real rape. “

I bet if we shoved a finger into either of these douchebags against their will, they would consider it rape. 

No, Brock and/or Brock’s Lawyer. It’s been established that digital penetration occurred, and with enough force the victim got penetrative injuries and pine needles and “debris” ended up inside her. That’s rape. I’m sorry (hahaha not really) if you feel that fingering shouldn’t really count as real rape and your…

I really thought that was some teenager before I read the caption. What’s amazing is that she looks totally normal — not “worked on” or anything. Not “good for her age” either. I mean, a teenager would feel great if she looked that good.

True story! Remember when Obama got a bit of heat for saying “you didn’t build that,” (lol, compared to being an obviously bought and paid for Russian plant, but I digress). So anyway some local redneck by me with a dump truck and lawn care business took it upon himself to go to Home Depot or wherever and buy himself…

I’ve been working since I was 12/13. My first job was taking care of my neighbor’s enormous dogs, which included scrapping their shit off the frozen pavement of their outdoor kennels in the dead of winter. I haven’t stopped working since. I worked as a lifeguard through high school, I got into a top tier university, wo…

It’s important that the ruling class continue peddling this bullshit so Trump’s base can go on viewing themselves as billionaires temporarily disadvantaged by immigrants and POC who don’t want to be shot dead by police because their turn signal was out. 

Oh yeah, she dumb.

But if someone could be “self made” we can all agree that within a billion light years of here, Paris Hilton would not be on that list, right?

Yes.

Fun Fact: Trump talked about casually watching her sex tape - Paris Hilton, who he has known since she was a child - in bed with Melania in one of the Howard Stern tapes.

Do you really think they would want non-rich people in their VIP sections?
She was paid to show people that people with money go to Club ____, wearing their rich clothing and drinking expensive drinks.

Her entire brand was rich clubber. No one paid her because they thought *she* was talented or amazing. They paid her bec…

Seriously. I’ve been working my butt off since I was 14. Somehow the ending of the story is different, though! And the beginning!

It’s super easy to build a brand when your last name is already plastered on giant buildings across the globe and everyone associates your last name with glamour, old Hollywood, and Liz Taylor.

“... it’s been because I’ve been working my butt off since I was a teenager in New York.”

There is no such thing as self made. No human on Earth can accomplish anything of even minor relevance by their own power alone. The owner of any company, large or small relies on their workers. Super markets rely on farmers, ranchers, truckers, etc. for their success. Even someone that creates an app on their own…

Isn’t Trump, like, good friends with the Hilton family? Even that small detail means her “start” was aided by her family’s connections. 

This world deserves a fucking meteor. 

How easy it is to be self made with mommy and daddy’s billions behind you.

What’s sadder, these people believe their own BS or that othera lap it up.