Not only did he use Meghan’s royal connection for the name of his business, he even created a new strain of marijuana in her name, calling it Markle Sparkle in honour of the royal wedding – with the cannabis going on to retail at over £200 an ounce.

Remember that time Lindsay Lohan carjacked a bunch of teenagers and then said “the black kid did it” when the cops found cocaine in her pocket?
I remember! Fuck that bitch forever.

She’s so cute in her little big boy toupee, can’t wait to get some lap time with God some day, hugs and cookies and favored status, so shiny.

There’s no particularly solid evidence that Reagan cheated on either of his wives. He probably did get around before and between them, but good evidence for extramarital affairs (particularly while married to Nancy) is lacking — it’s really only the province of “unauthorized” biographers of dubious credibility.

Plus, Jimmy Carter actually won the evangelical vote in 1980...

Mark my words, if this thing gets past the Michigan Supreme Court, it’s passing with at least 60% of the vote in November. At least. That’s why the Republicans and their ilk have been trying to kill this thing in it’s crib.

evangelicals chose to support a twice-married Hollywood actor who was a known womanizer in Hollywood. His name was Ronald Reagan. They chose to support him over Jimmy Carter, a born-again Baptist Sunday school teacher who had been married faithfully to one woman.”

The only positive thing I can say about the Trump presidency is when any of his supporters talk to me about moral issues, I feel free to tell them is that what President Pussy Grabber believes and to shut the <bleep> up.

These people are not truly religious, they are just using religion to stamp themselves as “the good folk”. (They are better than you).

“Southern Baptist megachurch pastor...”

Biiiiiiiingo.

Jeezus H. Christ, I am glad I am an atheist.  The jujitsu required to be a Christian sounds exhausting. 

Personally, I’ve given up on most of the religious people in this world. And those that support 45 and his posse are incompatible with the few concepts of religion I approve of. They’re Nazis until the moment they stop supporting those racist asshats. And what they need to do to stop being called Nazis by me is first…

“I moved on her like a bitch. But I couldn’t get there. And she was married. Then all of a sudden I see her, she’s now got the big phony tits and everything.”

If I didn’t know any better, I’d think this whole “religion” thing was completely made up and can be easily manipulated to fit any narrative necessary!

I get it now,you’re only graced with God’s love if you climb over everyone in a dog eat dog world.Thanks Bob.

The FAS is strong with this one.

Fuck this morally corrupt indecent piece of shit.

At first I thought this was some kind of bizarre self-own, then I wondered if maybe it was supposed to be in-party whataboutism, but then I realized it’s simply hypocrisy and fluid situational ethics.

She used to get paid to do speaking engagements as an abstinence only advocate but that went out the window with Unplanned Baby #2.