You missed a great show—they turn up a few mins early these days!

Totally agree. And to add to that, even if we pretend the the dinghy theory has merit, why would a person afraid of water try to handle that alone rather than finding the captain and having him deal with it? This is a yacht not some ferry, the captain is there to handle all boat related things for the wealthy people…

What would Adam Corolla know about being funny?

Oh, absolutely. But it wouldn’t matter anyway after he degrades her in the press, calls her an unfit mother, calls into question her sanity and loyalty both to him within their marriage and to America itself, then finds a way to deport her if she hasn’t fled already.

That is truly excellent advice, Katie Holmes has my respect forever for her Scientology escape. Ironically very Mission Impossible of her what with the secret burner phones and tunnel system. I’m still really fucking impressed by the whole thing. Who knew Joey Potter had it in her??

I have to agree. I like her a lot but her transition from writer to performer has been frequently rocky when she’s not doing her own material on weekend update. That said, last night’s show was tighter technically than it’s been in a long time and I attribute that to them attempting less frequent camera cuts and…

I wonder sometimes if he’s made it clear that if she leaves him he’d make sure she’d never see Barron again. I could see him doing that. And I could imagine after years of watching him hold petty grudges, cheating everyone who has worked for him, betraying even his fiercest loyalists, and seeking vengeance against any…

It feels like it only exists to play a mean trick on someone who really enjoys rum based cocktails, or like something that would be readily available in The Bad Place.

Another example: a high school friend of mine had anal sex to “preserve her virginity”. She truly believed she was still 100% a virgin. It was a tough afternoon in the mall food court the day we had to break it to her.

I think sometimes these dances are very much an innocent bonding thing without religious overtones. When I was growing up things like that had ceased where I lived mostly due to the schools showing sensitivity towards the kids who may not have a father figure around. But when it’s not a purity thing it sounds like a…

Holy crap, I had been reading your responses allllll wrong, totally thought you were accusing me of concern trolling. Christ on a cracker, I really should not be allowed to do anything before I get a cup of coffee in me. My humblest apologies for my crabby ass, you’ve made excellent points and I am an idiot.

I don’t even understand this response. Men are so loving they defend abusers from a bad name? Is....is that what you’re going with?

Yeah okay the next time someone whips their dick out I’ll be sure to applaud and throw a parade. Let’s all consider the feelings of the men, especially the ones who flash people when they don’t get to spit on women.

Yes I read the article, and am apparently the only one who read the widespread useage suggestions as satire. Seemed to me the author just kind of didn’t have a way to end an article about a nasty assbag who spits at people and whips his dick out when people tell him to stop spitting at people so they went for humor.…

Breathing, hopefully.

You mean using “baby dick” as a generalized insult? Or calling this particular abusive piece of shit “baby dick”? Because if you’re including this guy in with that, I am not on board. He’s spitting on people and taking his dick out, I don’t care about his feelings.

Seriously! There’s a lot of people in these comments saying this is body shaming but if some asshole spits in my face (or anyone else’s) then takes his pants off, he absolutely deserves to have a crowd loudly mock his baby dick. Some of us are trying to have a society over here, he forfeits the benefit of the doubt…

Any day now I’m expecting them to change it to Patriot Pockets or some shit.

Some woman yelled out, “Oh you’ve got a baby dick!”

Not all of MA, some of us call them subs, kehd.