Ugh I should have known. The whole place is awful but I preferred it when it was just a shithole instead of an expensive shithole.

Still waiting to hear from Gretchen Mol. (She doesn’t owe us or anyone her story but I bet she’s got a few tales she could tell)

Oh my god what a rip off. And those hotels are super crappy, the only benefit to them would be not driving. I’m still surprised they didn’t put up a decent hotel when they were building the mall around Gillette. Seems like a real missed opportunity to make piles of cash.

Totally! And extra parties/attention, which is her fav stuff anyway!

I dare say...I might even find it endearing if she just keeps getting engaged and never following through.

My god 2005 was such a simpler time.

And don’t forget that Gillette parking is not close and starts at $40. God I hate that place.

what article were you trying to comment on though because it sounds interesting?

I couldn’t even pick my own nipples out of a line up.

Last I remember about any of them was the free the nipple thing on Instagram and I’m still not sure which one of them it was. Good luck to all of three, I hope the money doesn’t run out.

I’ve never even seen tickets that are listed as anything other than “adult” or “child”. Is that a thing with Vegas residency shows? So weird!

Wait, really?? I didn’t click the link, went immediately to google the tattoo. Jeez. I had an aquaintance who was boy crazy well beyond the expiration date for that sort of thing and even she wouldn’t do that shit.

The only reason I’m truly happy about this is that we won’t have to endure another months-long round of Mariah/NYE chatter.

Man, that tattoo was a bad idea two times over. A dwts commemorative and boyfriend specific tattoo? Good lord.

Agreed. How she hadn’t gotten her lifetime ban from the first time I’ll never know, the manager was extremely paranoid about health code violations and, well, nudity is a pretty big one.

Right?! Is cheddar in short supply or something?

Oh sweet lord where to begin? There was the guy who came in with a flask and proceeded to order a coke and then added his own booze to it right in front of me and the other bartender and then screamed at us when we told him he couldn’t do that. The woman who decided we weren’t making her drinks fast enough so she…

This is a prime example, yes. “Pearl Harbor” also comes to mind, though that one was rightfully mocked from the start. That said, it gets less offensive and more just generally eyerolly the more decades you put between the event and the movie. This one is just too soon to avoid the ick factor. (Looking at you too,…

Besides it being incredibly lazy to just plop a rom com plot against the backdrop of a historical event or tragedy, it’s also the worst type of disaster porn.

NYE is the worst holiday of the year and after years of being in the service industry and forced to work it, I now happily sit my ass at home and ignore the whole thing. I don’t even watch the ball drop because the drunken idiots there give me flashbacks of some of the worst working nights of my life. For those who…