I don’t see nervous. I see the faint(because the Botox hides a lot) look of someone about to chastise their child for picking up dog poop.

Although Pence probably wouldn’t play the game of annihilation chicken with North Korea so at least maybe we could take that one potential atrocity off the table. Everything else about him is utter garbage, though.

Wow. And what if he said to you, “I like your body this way, if you eventually gain weight as you age it’s going to be really hard for me”, would that be okay too? Or would it make you feel like your partner’s love was conditional and make you worry and feel badly about what age might decide to do with your body?

Not only will it be okay, a whole lot of us think it’s super sexy. Considering the most popular men’s cut right now looks like the hitler youth, hair is overrated. Go on with your bald self, honey!

I dunno, I’m always running into exes in Dubai is that not happening to everyone?

I would pay good money to watch his “work” be critiqued by my first year design professor. There would be tears. So many tears.

Perfect gif is perfect.

Ahhh yes. It was very uncomfortable hearing about that, you’re totally right, super manipulative. I hope they have good therapists so she can work past it and he can learn why he did that and make changes. Different than Harvey buuuuut the gaslighting is there in both cases so yep, shittiness of varying degrees—but…

He’s not but as far as I know, he’s not doing what Weinstein is doing. Cheating on your wife is not even in the same universe as trying to force women to watch you shower or let you touch them.

Oh EW.

Somewhere, Jay Z just did an an Arsenio level spit take.

He’s the only one still being openly hostile about it. It doesn’t matter now if he was telling the truth, he just looks bad.

Willie Garson is coming off the worst in all this. We get it, you were looking forward to that sweet pay day. It’s not happening, give it a rest, and put your phone down.

My eyes got glassy for a few mins after reading the part where he dies.

Not entirely sure about that, the NY attorney general’s office has been sharing a whole lot of their investigations against the trumps with Mueller. Not saying it could definitely be reopened buuuuuut all of the info NY gathered against those two might come in very handy for Mueller and company if they really do end…

Good for you setting her straight. I had someone in my life who was a little too nosy and it’s always framed in a humorous way—super annoying! Especially since mine hid behind the “I was only kidding” thing and it made me feel like a mean person when I’d stick up for myself. Funny how people will do stuff because they…

I have an insane, drunk, macho neighbor who likes to harass people in the neighborhood over nothing. He makes threats, spits, and even yells at the little kids playing down the street.

Not a good friend.

That was a really sweet moment, yeah. He clearly loves the music and loves TP as a person too. There’s a scene earlier in the doc where Jimmy seemed regretful about the way it all went down noting that their friendship may not have ever fully recovered. Considering Tom’s (and even Stevie’s) commentary about it, I…

Tom Petty was a true artist and his loss is just making me more furious at the fucking Katy Perry pop ups all over this site. You suck, Katy. You’ll never even be 1/8th as good as Petty was on his worst day. Fuck this whole day and fuck kinja too.