it's stories like this that make people sometimes quite rightly think Americans are Fucking jerks. Not all, but why are these pathetic clubs still allowed? Just shut em down, like terrorist cells. They even made Mike and Sully appear irritating. Why even join? They appear to everyone else on the planet to be for…

brilliant. I tip my hat to your comment. And I'm wearing a hat so it wasn't a metaphor for a change.

"We start, as any study of extensive idiocy does, withESPN's Jason Whitlock"

same as RG3's only half decent play this year. Did not maintain constant control of football. I happen to think it's a shifty rule. But it's there. Gotta feel bad for Romo.

No, it's because he's a rapist.

No, but surely using the game where they faced off makes sense in evaluating these two. I'd say it makes a whole lot more sense than looking at games that were based on totally different schedules where the PAC 12 has been way tougher these past coupla yrs.

A perfect comment, could be the best sentence ever. Well done sir.

"while we can laugh at him..." ? I dunno dude, I don't find it funny. I'm a total deadspin fanboy but I think they misfired with this story. I feel sorry for the kid.

Cos that's the kickers fault, right? Honestly, with giant leaps like that you should be on a highwire in Vegas

You did see it. Which is why he was replaced by the waterboy at the end. Three cheers to Jumbo Fisher for making JW look even more of a knobhead.

But all the FSU fans had the same powers of clairvoyance during the whitewash that was an investigation. For rape. No, I mean stealing. No for running around with a gun... No I mean ... Oh fuck it. Yeah he's a model citizen. and I'm glad FSU kept him in the team long enough to blow his own career massively and…

He should get game MVP for Oregon

That wasn't the ball, that was his career. Bye bye to the goofiest dick ever to wear a helmet. This is like opening another Christmas present every time he gets is dumb paws on the ball.

"It's... So... Beautiful...!"

Switzerland?! Yeah, like they have a history of taking sides and holding people accountable for their dirty money actions.

Because they were killing good guys so their shitty argument and behaviour is exposed. I used to think 'good cop, bad cop' was a metaphor. Your US versions are going on a friggin rampage these days.

Your country is Fucking stupod sometimes. She's at pretty much the top of the tree. A 48yo director. I bet 95% of men aren't directors of major institutions at that age. She sounds like she needs to be deported.

Not strictly true... Upon close examination, he does try to block McCoy at one point.

the cars with lower than 2.8second 0-60mph Times have active negative downforce, adapting to constantly changing variables. This is something NASCAR machines don't have. Therefore the normal rules of friction, gravity, kinetics still apply and restrict them to the laws of Tyson.