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Hope y'all had a nice 4th of July over that side of the Atlantic.

I actually have "Invasion USA" on my computer, after watching the MST3K. I quite like these old-timey propaganda movies, they were so magnificently unsubtle in their seering contempt for communism and Invasion USA goes one step further by advocating a centrally-planned response to a communist invasion.

Klaatu Barada.. DDDOOOOMMMMMEEEE

Don' be patronizing, I know what systemic racism is but I'm not going to accuse a movie with 6 speaking characters of unintentional racism because none of them happen to be non-white. It's perfectly possible they were just the best takes they got..

I saw Her the other week and its very centered on the 2 characters, so I don't think there would have been any need to address this or spend literally any time on it..

I only hope they're spring-loaded so when an insurgent falls dead it unfurls

I like how he's "grossly offended by the flag burning", a truly spectacular misplacement of priortites there

That is a hilariously tiny rifle, I'm shocked theyre not all equipped with miniguns that shoot red, white and blue bullets

…What the hell is the other 97% of Sealed Air Corps sales?

Yeah…but this is a really stupid example since Her was primarily about 2 characters one of which was a computer screen. I don't think the race of the extras was of primary concern..

Is that the sequel to Bubba-Ho-Tep?

This is even better then that movie about Elvis's Identical twin been an Elvis impersonator and doubling as a metaphor for Israel

I've never noted the pun angle of Simpsons Shittiness but I'll be sure to check it out.

The Tony Hawk one, per my Yellow scale came to late to be compared to some of the others listed for worst episode ever but jesus do I remember the hype for the 300th episode, even 12 years on.. and yeah I agree it was one I disliked too, didnt actively loathe but was too pandering and sycophantic to its guest star to

To my memory Saddlesore Galactica came before both the Florida one and Homer vs Dignity so can we change "Jump the Shark" to "Chased by the cannibalistic Jockeys"?

*Shit-O-Meter explodes*

Tamzarian would be Armenian

I like to divide Simpsons eras in terms of animation quality and the brightness of the yellow and in terms of that I think this wasn't even the worst episode in that era…Homer vs Dignity anyone?

Can I just emphasize the last paragraph of this newswire cause >99% of the crap that sounds like this stems from that very paragraph.

By the end of that first paragraph I had a headache trying to understand what the hell was happening.