oohh, while we're at songs we want to know the name of but don't, I have a song that I've wanted to know the name of for a year, it sorta popped up a week ago to make one desperate attempt to find it without success… you people are my last hope..

*parks truck full of used syringes where spielbergo will land*

How can they kill something off when its already a bloated, festering but toothless zombie that simply wont piss off or be interesting. It's been quite dead since the third movie

I agree with the "save more people" speech, I thought that was a bit off, but have you looked up Amon Goeth? He was even worse then his film counterpart.

Your logic is not welcome in the glorious Peoples Republic of China!

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In a way you're both winners, but in another more accurate way Barney is the winner

Season nine has some of the most quotable lines… just one I thought of now

Regardless of your opinion of the episode "Act surprised and move slowly towards the cake" is one of my most oft-used Simpsons quotes

My dad was over in America when the towers were getting built. He always wanted to go up them, so when we were living in Canada we took a week out to visit New York and we got to go up them. They were great, I was 9 and afraid of going to the edge. Anyway we went back to Ireland soon after and 6 weeks later my mam met…

Oh jeez, everyone knows theres no such thing as Western, white terrorism

He was nicely non-comatose in Zodiac

I never thought I'd see the day where I see Jon Snow die and think this hasn't actually improved the plot..

I think the shows writers have entered a bit of a tailspin at this stage..

*skeleton in a rowing boat floats past*

I apologise on behalf of the European people for not containing the spread of Hot-dog pizza

I prefer to read this comment with a full stop in the place of the question mark. It's much more profound

I once wrote a story as a child, it was about a murder in a nuclear power plant where the body was found in a reactor. It was a steaming pile of crap but like most 8 years olds I thought it was destined for greatness.

"a lesson in not changing history from Mr I'm my Own Grandpa!" is the best line-delivery in the history of western animation..

Regardless of your opinion on the morals of music sharing and sites like spotify, I just finished a project in college on strategic management in which I was required to examine a luxury toilet paper which is colored and is used and promoted by Jay-z and Beyonce.
It costs $10 a roll.
You may say I'm dodging the…

Didn't Kristen Stewart once show up to one of these barefoot?
Inconsistency and "listening to the dress gnome in my head" are two different concepts..