Well, that Lincoln did cause all the unemployment for black people. They were all gainfully employed until that pesky Emancipation Proclamation. /s

There’s a third option: the “tax reform” that just passed has finally allowed them to clear their balances with their donors, cash out for good, and retire.

I had a friend who wouldn’t use a microwave because using one “changed the molecular structure of food.” Uh, yeah, they sure do but I’m pretty sure that’s also just a fancy way to describe “cooking.”

Any “pilot” who can’t fly without GPS has no business flying. This will have minimal impact on commercial aviation because they can use VORs for en route navigation and shoot the ILS at their destination. Yeah, they’ll have to think a little more because it’s not as simple as just following the magenta line, but…

No, this involves jamming exercises as well. They’ll be testing a pilot’s ability to effectively jam an area from any global positioning system, not just the US.

How do we know if our jamming equipment actually works if we don’t actually attempt to utilize it against our own systems? To say nothing of how the training isn’t as effective if you just have a voice skawking in your ear telling you to turn off your GPS now instead of actually simulating the different levels of…

For Mr “America First” wouldn’t it be more appropriate to request an American artist?

Strange smells are the worst. Driving past a farm isn’t really anxiety inducing, but a gauge to let me know that the burning oil or coolant smell isn’t coming from my car would be reassuring. I’m a nervous wreck until I can see the smoke coming from another car.

Alabama would not, in fact, be in the minority should it adopt this policy. Thirty-six other states—including California, New York, Illinois, and Florida—allow governors to make an appointment to fill a U.S. Senate vacancy.

I’m unsure, is this a “cornpocalypse” or “apocornlypse”?

(“We’re actually thinking about Fourth of July, Pennsylvania Avenue, having a really great parade to show our military strength,” Trump told Macron in September.)

Everyone keep in mind that the same Trumphumpers who keep bleating about DACA being unconstitutional because it was passed via executive order, will defend Trump’s Islamophobic travel ban to the death, even though it was passed via executive order.

A Jaaag owner, not parked within the confines of the designated area? First time for everything, I guess!

i agree...there is a tape. but i don’t think we will ever see it.

That’s why I always huff the fuel nozzle for a few minutes before filling up to make sure its hi-test. You can never be too safe.

Notice they aren’t sounding alarm bells about the possibility of Medicare or Social Security recipients’ benefits being interrupted.

A reminder that republicans will spit on our vet then turn around and use the plight of them being spit on to attack democrats and line their pockets.

I feel like flat-earthers are just people faking it to get a free ride into space to be proven wrong. In which case, count me in!

The U2 had huge wings because they just wanted it to fly very high, if you flew it really fast the wings would break off. The SR-71 in contrast was intended to fly really fast, so if you need to fly really high up where the air is thin, otherwise your wings come off. But if you flew at U2 speeds and U2 altitudes in an…

So, like, Vienna sausages?