Brave Sir Jeff Flake ran away
Bravely ran away away
When danger reared its ugly head
He bravely turned his tail and fled
Yes, brave Sir Jeff Flake turned about
And gallantly he chickened out
Bravely taking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat
Bravest of the brave, Sir Jeff Flake

the real risk inherent in driving one of these IROC’s is taking your MCDLT to go and spilling the hot side on your parachute pants.

Fuck that. Just force Fox to broadcast a week or two behind actual events. Virtually everyone that watches it wouldn’t know the difference, and it would typically be too far removed to impact actual world events.

In response to the story, White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders said Trump “is one of the hardest workers I’ve ever seen and puts in long hours and long days nearly every day of the week all year long.”

In all fairness, everyone looks like they’re working hard when you’re watching the world through lazy…

“Jeez, and I thought killing my wife was the worst thing this guy would do.”

“Actually, throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart. Crooked Hillary Clinton also played these cards very hard and, as everyone knows, went down in flames. I went from VERY successful businessman, to top T.V. Star … to President of the United States (on my…

Not surprising they’re in OK shape considering the circumstances. Those things were built like tanks.

His superpower is getting shit done.

By day he’s just a regular guy.

His first big mistake was taking the job. The second one was once he realized that his job was to lie about everything, to stay there.

He’s so lazy, he drives up to the hole on the green!

Early proof that 2018 is indeed the year of the flying car.

Unfortunately, your first mistake was in believing that he cares about anyone who isn’t “his base.”

So they’re already calling for the arrest of political opponents? I thought they’d at least wait until the State Of The Union Address. Putin must be getting impatient.

It’s called spalling. Concrete has quite a bit of water in it. It’s actually integral to concrete (well, the cement in the concrete’s) molecular structure. With extreme heat though, that water will vaporize and can cause concrete to explode.

This is a good take but also incorrect. He isn’t being punished until he stands trial or enters into a plea agreement. Otherwise I agree, and fuck him and his NYE plans.

Dude, considering that “here’s former POTUS TrumpenFührer going ballistic on his Secret Service agent because he missed a putt” will get mega-ratings, the media doesn’t need you in office— just doing stupid stuff near a camera.  

Just hire the guy in the green shirt to catch them and throw them back into the street. Aside from being one cool customer, he appears to be about the size of his opponent.

When she was a child my wife’s Father did that after a car went thru the kitchen wall and ended up in the living room... He put in a row of rocks and filled in the up hill side leveling the uphill portion of the side yard and put in a rail fence out by the road. The next car to miss the curve was a neighbors kid high…

Shhhhhhh...the plan to make america great again is a big secret. If other countries knew what trump and his politburo cabinet are up to, they could copy it.