No they didn’t look at the photos.

They’re generally struggling to make it to 140 characters!

You can serve Malort, no one would notice.

JFC why are you using the horse shit as the header image?

Coals to Newcastle

Probably needed privacy so he could jerk off as he signed it.

takeaway: this visitor’s center has no parking spots.

It only takes the helmsman to crash a ship.

The simple answer here is: if anyone, it should’ve been Akbar at the helm. And the Captain of the Dreadnaught should have muttered “it’s a tr...” while Hux bellowed “FIRE EVERYTHING!”

Interdictors don’t prevent hyperspace at all. They simply fool the navigation computers of other ships into thinking that they’re close to a massive object, so they can’t engage hyperdrive because safety protocols won’t allow it.

Mysterious? No need for the Mystery Machine....

Spoiler alert: not every natural born citizen in the armed forces signed up because they tear up every time they hear the national anthem. Lots and lots of them are doing it for a pay check and a chance to give their kids a better future.

Meh.

Only problem is the speed thing. PBYs are slow a.f.

Dammit, Johnny!!

My great-uncle got kicked out of the air force for flying a P-38 under the Golden Gate Bridge - with his girlfriend in the plane. Sadly I don’t have any family anecdotes about the Milleneum Falcon.

Another similarity you missed: the P-38 and Millennium Falcon were maintenance nightmares. Always broken.

America is the only first-world nation that does not have a primary language as defined by law or statute

So that truck was filled up with Vodka, fell over and it’s top came off? I think I meet this truck in a bar once.