Whenever someone brings up the point that the Democratic House is trying to un-do the 2016 election, I just want to remind them that the mandate of 2016 put Trump on the steps of the Capitol to say these words,

That’s not my fault. Your toothbrush was like that when I found it.

If there’s one thing Trump is a true master of, it’s economic ruin.

Kinda makes sense why Stephen Miller acts like a First Prime.

Those are the words of a mad king.

Why?

As I’ve said before, Republicans would first have to work that stick out of their butt before they can tie it up to their spine.

It’s the one with the nukes.

Since we failed to actually storm Area 51, maybe this is all a conspiracy to remove to one man who knows the truth!

Oh, that’s all right. It’s not like Trump actually paid those PIs to go to Hawaii. Probably he promised to comp their accommodations at one of his properties as means of compensation. Then had them booked in a roach-infested bungalow somewhere just off a resort.

A winning home team, for one...

‘Ingenious’ means ‘genius’? What a country!

“...how they managed to turn that corner defies explantion.”

There is only one way this is going down:

“I think he will happily leave while complaining the whole time. ...”

Trump would have to declare martial law and dissolve Congress before Pelosi is spurred to act. Not out of any sense of duty, mind you, but merely because at that point Trump is threatening the one thing Pelosi cares for the most.

Oh, craps.

If GMG has deigned it so that we get a forced-autoplay video ad in the background while we read a wholly unrelated article, they could at least give us the good grace of ungreying us.

...$7,131 on fountain pens...

Uber is an address referral service. They give addresses out to clients so a complete stranger can go out somewhere and pick up someone who is in need of a ride someplace.