The Space Shuttles’ engines typically ran at 105% power during launch. Though that was because they improved the engines while they were installing the computers— rather than reprogram everything to the “new” 100% they kept everything as-is and simply told the computers to calculate the thrust at 105% instead.

That’s not a haircut. It’s a cover for the psionic disapproval headgear.

Hennessy tastes like Honey Smacks soaked in vodka. Might be tasty, but it’s hum-drum.

“The most expensive army is the one that is second-best...” The logic being that a defeated force is literally not worth its cost.

The fact that P&W was pre-selected to make the engines pretty much means the engine will be a non-afterburner version of the F135 currently used for the F-35. This way the common core will simplify the logistics and spread the cost of the engines out further for both programs.

I am not scrolling up to take a close look at Trump’s bodily fluids, thank you very much.

Or compromised. It’s as if whatever impulse Pelosi might have to accede to impeach comes to a screeching halt whenever Trump waves a fat manila envelope in her field of view and mouths “I have receipts...”

I know a guy who can build one in a cave. With a box of scrap.

Hard for me to proofread when everything is just so grey...

Let’s get the ball rolling, then. Repeal the 22nd! Do it today, before Trump clues in to the fact he’s not the only President who’ll be free to run for a third term if he manages to pull this off.

“I’m here to help the children when it’s easy and when it’s hard. Some of you are here to make a beautiful pâté but we’re making sausage most of the time,” Pelosi told the caucus.”

Question is, who whips out a rapier and then who has an aide drag up for them an 18-pound jewel-encrusted bearing sword with a giant letter ‘T’ in gold filagree on the blade?

All the terrorists would have to do is attack from the middle of the street. The tanks wouldn’t be able to reach them there for fear of damaging the asphalt.

I have it on good authority that the USS Nimitz would have saved Pearl Harbor and helped out FDR’s administration, but Republicans used global warming to create a storm which snatched the ship back to the present before they could counter the Japanese attack.

Buy American.

Had no idea he was some watery tart lying in ponds, distributing weaponry.

“...the only thing weirder... is the fact that he apparently keeps his sword mounted on a plaque instead of carrying it with him everywhere he goes.”

I used to be a sword nut like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee.

“...Well... as intelligent as any intelligence agency can be. ...”

“Being selected out of a catalog and marrying some putz is now qualifications for having a statue built of your persons. This is real life.”