Well, they were involved in some way...

I keep getting Corvair confused with Convair and I invariably end up very disappointed.

Because racecar.

(* Rich Energy Drink is not intended to be used as a douche)

“...The Navy wants the frigate to use the Enterprise Air Surveillance Radar, the same radar going into the new aircraft carrier USS Enterprise...”

He’s so fucking dumb that when he opines about repealing the 22nd Amendment so he can run for a third term the same effects will apply to Barack Obama as well.

Doesn’t the US Army have more tanks than they need? I’ve heard that Congress kept ordering more tanks every year just to keep GDLS at Lima in business, all the while the Army kept saying they had enough already. So brand new tanks are parked in storage soon as they’re delivered.

Just what is being demanded of them can’t be considered meaningful, productive work for anyone except movie extras and fashion models.

That’s no shadow. That’s his wife.

Who’s the wiseguy gone done stuck a red glow stick in the IPP scoop? Folks gonna think that’s where the bullets shoot out now!

Looks like the photo was shot with a wide lens (to get the whole plane in the shot) so anything closer to the camera will look much bigger in the frame.

Company, not squadron, if I am correct to assume this is an armored infantry unit rather than a cavalry unit.

That’s all fine and dandy, until the sheer weight deforming the road structure starts to flex and bend the gas, water, and sewage lines underneath those roads.

You measure how tough a man truly is by the way he takes a punch, rather than by how eager he is to throw one.

My dad uses the GPS every time he drives down to visit my sister (you know, his other kid). Though he obviously doesn’t need the directions, I suspect he does this for ETA and traffic warnings. Plus, he just loves gadgetry and if you don’t use GPS every single time, you’re just letting all that precious satellite…

My answer, if I had to give it on that stage, would have been “Brevity”. For the reason you mention here.

“You’ll see. You’ll see.” really means “You’ll find out the same moment as I do, because I don’t know even remember if I put my underwear on backwards or not this morning!”

Dude’s going into the ice, for sure.

In his mind, Trump doesn’t think. He knows. That’s why he doesn’t need to study a problem. It’s why he doesn’t bother to tackle an issue until the last second.

“Car Three, this is Dispatch. Proceed at once to Highway One for accident control.”