Mocked up target barges they test missiles with should have ‘A.S.S Trump’ spray-painted on their sterns from now on. Paint some Russian naval ensigns on it for good measure.

“We have come to free you!”

“Send those illegal aliens back where they came from! They’re taking our jobs! MAGA! MAGA!”

If you’re using nature to illustrate your first point, I think you’re off the mark. Herd behavior and deception are nature’s prevalent defense mechanisms against predation, while stealth is employed by predators to stalk and ambush their prey.

You know what they thought in 1913? Technology enabled governments to communicate at the speed of electricity. Steamships made commerce around the world practical. Literary and social progress was in ascendence. These pressures would have to deter the prospect of further war, because you’d have to be a madman to…

There’s only one thing worse than a war— to have nothing that’s worth fighting for.

Impeachment may not produce a conviction, but it will bring this administration to trial. It will lay bare the case and show the world how wrong went this little experiment to see what we’d get if you put a lying coward bully with no applicable skills, talent, or discipline in the White House.

Now, the FBI is in the Justice Department and thus answerable to the AG. But the CIA is State Department, so shouldn’t they answer to the Secretary of State instead?

I had a cat that would lick everything. Herself, other cats, the table lamps, pillows.

The engine’s dieseling. Hot spots in the chambers.

Indeed. The only phenomena of that nature we have here makes the pavement impact you.

As an aside: “half-assed” is the result you get by taking the formal term of “half-asserted” and, well, you half-ass it.

“What if we just used space as a new penal colony?”

...and with far fewer scandals under his belt (and yes, he even goes to the theater more often than Trump).

“Stop calming yourself.” *punch*

That is going to be one hell of a July 4th address...

They had me at “...sometimes you have to sacrifice principles for practicality...” and was reminded of this when the party of family values nominated a boorish satyr who was compromised six ways to Sunday.

There are cowboy hats, and then there are Hey-Look-Y’all-In-Case-You-Didn’t-Know-This-Makes-Me-A-Cowboy hats.

I argue that even non-citizens are affected by the Bill of Rights because those amendments define boundary limits for the government, not the people under them.

The cockroaches will survive, evolve into sapience, and build their own society in veneration of their Creator, one in their own image, the almighty forever known as David Dennison.