he seems to know how to fall (you can see how he breaks the fall on the land), an important skill in any martial art.

yo - was just talking about this song. which may permit me to segue to how “Parent’s Just Don’t Understand” definitely finds the Fresh Prince about to commit some form of an underaged sex crime. Between that and Lewis Skolnick going down on a girl without her permission in Revenge of the Nerds, the 80s were fucked up.

my college roommate was from Utah. he said he lived in a theocracy.

the 4 always left my legs feeling like rubber on someone else’s body.

think he could run for Governor of Louisiana? that sentiment alone would get my vote. if i could vote in Louisiana.

that fool! didn’t he read Keith Richards’ autobiography???!?

please have Michael Shannon read it. Please.

dating myself here - but does anyone remember MacFoxes?

As Knicks fan all I can say: “Might as well have joined the fucking Peace Corps!”

of course. when you make your escape, blend in with the other 20,000 santas

two santacon fantasies -

How do you shove a 6'7" meatman in the back? What if you miss?

wow. I always said elephant walks were urban legend.

#OlympicsSoCorpseFloatingInWater

one of the most reckless and stupid proofs of strength in football (especially when I did it)

(this was a consensual act among adults, right?)

can we all agree that either Trump or Cruz wouldn’t win a general election so it’s kind of a moot point?

It’s not just romcoms (see Jessica Jones)... but who wants to watch a romcom set in... here?

Bowles needs to sue their asses into the ante-bellum period.

i once saw two women on the 2/3 platform at 96th street (NYC) fight and no one stopped them, until one of them grabbed the other by the hair and was attempting to fling her onto the tracks. Then someone stepped in.