that. we. know. of.

my dad said the same thing about Warren Moon:

independent neurologist, aka

“there can never be justice on stolen land. pizza on the other hand...”

when do we get his movie?

I don’t think I could play Fallout nude... I’d be fucking terrified the entire time

I was a major computer geek in the early 90s (I was 13) - and we used to love a program that would throw in random characters as you were typing. Used to infect all the computers in lab with that one. Classic!

when that happened, I was like - damn a lot of Deadspin readers are Conservatives??? - no ability to discern humor on any level

Tradecraft, Schefter! Tradecraft!

Batman Returns? Bold choice. I actually really love Year One

damnnit Tim - I saw this GIF, I’m at work late, and I though the Knicks might actually have fucking won.

I love you all for doing this.

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fuck with the NFL, sleep with the fishes...

[REDACTED] is a hell of a drug

in a football drill once, a WR caught a “rip” from a DB right in his balls

that is a very good point. I enjoy re-reading his columns from right after the games... I’m a sad man.

Seriously, I am an unrepentant asshole Giants fan, but Superbowl 42 at #10? That is weak. Makes me think it was written by Bill Simmons.

I’ll bet this is meant as a morale booster for the “home audience” or “someone else” put this thing out there to discredit them

Gun violence is an epidemic so instead of pointing out how difficult or impossible it is to stamp it out completely, how about we chip away at it until it becomes a tolerable nuisance?