I was a major computer geek in the early 90s (I was 13) - and we used to love a program that would throw in random characters as you were typing. Used to infect all the computers in lab with that one. Classic!

when that happened, I was like - damn a lot of Deadspin readers are Conservatives??? - no ability to discern humor on any level

Tradecraft, Schefter! Tradecraft!

Batman Returns? Bold choice. I actually really love Year One

damnnit Tim - I saw this GIF, I’m at work late, and I though the Knicks might actually have fucking won.

I love you all for doing this.

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fuck with the NFL, sleep with the fishes...

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in a football drill once, a WR caught a “rip” from a DB right in his balls

that is a very good point. I enjoy re-reading his columns from right after the games... I’m a sad man.

Seriously, I am an unrepentant asshole Giants fan, but Superbowl 42 at #10? That is weak. Makes me think it was written by Bill Simmons.

I’ll bet this is meant as a morale booster for the “home audience” or “someone else” put this thing out there to discredit them

Gun violence is an epidemic so instead of pointing out how difficult or impossible it is to stamp it out completely, how about we chip away at it until it becomes a tolerable nuisance?

No cure for cancer so I guess just close all the units and end the study of oncology

100% it’s the money. I have a buddy who goes to a lot of the media conventions and yeah, they are paid models

who can SWAT the SWATters?

oh Shakes. Shakes!

the comedy Gods wouldn’t allow it

None of you haters understand irony.