dashiell-hammlet
Dashiell Hammlet
dashiell-hammlet

isn’t 325k like what they have in the swear jar at the practice facility?

and we are the assholes watching

she got him:

That’s Rocky Horror, right?

I have a mad “normal” name - so does my wife, so do my kids

just when you let yourself get excited for the knicks

I could ride a horse

he’s sensual

hindsight is 20/20 but...

Carolina’s D is nasty. Only reason I think Seattle came back the way they did was The Panthers took their feet off the pedals because the Snawks were already dead

you should see what Kissinger is up to

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Rock and roll and science are commonly thought of as polar opposites:

I was going to guess - the cast of The Big Short

in my experience, bottle piss is frothier than that.

my comment was meant to work both ways!

+wonderful

you probably should try and get laid more

hazing should be... I dunno - throwing freshman in showers? making them buy you beer wearing a fake moustache?

dude, please. don’t say on fleek

I disagree. Meet me in Temecula