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Dashiell Hammlet
dashiell-hammlet

I read the words contained in Ulysses. All of them

I have been on the third page, second paragraph of Gravity’s Rainbow for exactly 1 year and 3 days now

Columbia J-School was the best

He fucked the Eagles for like, what, five years minimum?

a lot of Knicks fans felt this way on draft day.

even if fake, the copy is priceless.

constructive thought here:

I played D-III football and I remember laughing my ass off at the absurdity of signing away my “likeness” to the NCAA for no compensation.

hitler stash?

wife and kids are away for the long weekend... soooooo

go see the original. listen to the queen sound track. revel in it.

it wants to eat you

this is so adorable.

I actually took KC to go to superbowl

Both accomplished coaches no doubt, both banes of Philly fans’ existence

I like the choice?

such an F you to so many Brooklynites, not just the hipsters and bazillionaires in Billyburg.

feel like Snoop saying “fix your shit” should now be the official 2016 message to, well, everyone: