the glasses help a lot:

My girl friend took me to the Giants Eagles game in late December of 2002, right before the playoffs started.

be a dick. s’ok

If he was winning, and a drunk, they’d have kept him on, right?

There are no absolutely excuses for domestic violence, but certainly many explanations.

My GF received a false positive for chlamydia, but not knowing that it was, I went to my doctor who administered the swizzle stick dick test.

“It was me.” - McCown supporter

Philly did steal some trash. From St. Louis!

that has to be a biohazard.

let them have that. something’s gotta counteract all the pain meds

Still think Mark Sanchez beats the Giants in week 6.

Why do attractive co-workers ALWAYS walk in just after you’ve torn some ass? Karma, I imagine.

Edward the Longshanks?

He looks like a Frank Miller villain

Think this ridiculous ad blitz is linked to the fact that FanDuel is being scrutinized as it is most definitely sports gambling?

Interesting how the commentators have to “defend” football:

My name sake. That’s all I got.

I played D-III. And we used to yell: “Nice snatch!”

Thanks! That’s the guy. But my memory was fuzzy. In some ways, the true story is even stupider.

streaking in a college dorm is maaaad dangereux. I saw a dude wipe out and get rug burn all up on his naughty bits.