That’s one tough ticket!

sweet mother of god. Sexy Rexy?????

Nah, man I hear you. I was getting that way about DeflateGate.

come on man. it’s mid august. I am thirsty for football. let Deadspin CNN away!

FitzMagik is clearly behind this. Paid IK like some Tonya Harding shit

Worst? Oh sorry, I thought you meant best.

unless, you know, you’ve got Favre’s dick. Then it’s a major bummer

he had blood coming from his wherever

Went to college in MN. From NYC, watched the 41-doughnut game with 40 Minnesotans and 1 guy from Schenectady. We were all silent for much of the game.

The 9ers are going to be terrible.

I am fucking obsessed with this movie. Oh, here’s great Arnold “acting” pain:

The Arnold sounds (and the Gahhdahmmit) from this is priceless:

Semi-related:

“the women of Tampa Bay”

What other team has self-destructed so quickly after receiving a new 500 gillion-space-dollar new stadium?

You’re joking, right? No self-respecting person is a Yankees fan these days

In all honesty, the Patriots most definitely deflated their balls to gain competitive advantage for Brady, as do all NFL QBs with tiny baby hands.

Blow the auto-pilot?

Who are “the quiet people”?

AP is whispering: “Snitches end up in stitches.”