Curious - anyone know what they got paid for these reciprocal lobotomies?

I’m often discouraged from taking my shirt off at the beach because the reflective glare alone could inform malicious aliens of our existence

God I fucking love her.

My Mom would do her thing and I’d kick her leg under the table, and then she’d turn to me and say: “Why are you kicking my leg under the table?”

I just read that Harper Lee has been unable to see, hear or recall anything since suffering a stroke in 2007.

Right around this time is when I break out my old DVDs of the 2008 and 2012 Giant Superbowl Wins

It seems if a cop catches you being a bonehead and you acknowledge being a bonehead in a way that gets the cop laughing, they let you go.

“pile of guns” = 4 games

True story. I got pulled over on the night before my wedding. I was just moving the car from the bar to my hotel parking lot about 400 feet away in a sleepy New York town.

who remembers this? (enter the ninja is an amazingly terrible movie)

Are prosthetics allowed in the NFL?

All this radio silence is making me maaaaaad nervous. I”m convinced we end up hearing that bone was exposed.

Listen, my gay-dar is going off. But that might just be because he’s hot.

Question - I don’t have any particular qualification apart from a brain -

Thanks to Drew Magary I was utterly convinced my baby daughter had croup until my wife played YouTube clips of a croup cough and I was talked down from the ledge.

Great call, undoubtedly one of the greatest. Jet Li at his prime. I personally like Chinese Connection better because Bruce Lee’s rage was better.

I am a Knicks fan, but also a Giants fan, the only reason I haven't killed myself just yet

Warning: May have terrible to horrific taste in music.

Whatever man, gotta beat those zebras too