My dad was a veteran of World War II. And he walked in on me playing GTA III. He asked: "So you kill people for fun?" and I said, "Yeah, I guess" and he shook his head and walked away. No lesson there, but it puts things into perspective.

I liked this one too. When they thought they were losing.

I think chimpanzees should be way, way higher. I've heard they tear your junk off with their first move.

We've won 2 Super Bowls in the past six years. Quit your whining and enjoy the fact that we have a rookie receiver who seems to get open at will.

GRU anyone? this is one of their units logos. DC should go after them.

People who feel powerless in their own lives take that out on others who are weaker than them. It's never, ever about getting laid. Ever.

So... The Thunder aren't going to cover the spread? -7

2008, anyone?

2008 anyone?

So way back when a month or two ago, I read something on Preserve written by David Cross - this poses a question... Is this site for real? Or is it a comedy site? I am confused. I also don't know who Blake Lively is.

This story should be longer, I'll keep in brief:

Remember - every night is ladies' night at Hunka Bunka's in Sayreville!