Watch out for the cops with bulldozers blocking the road.

With Cathy Gale too - expect a lot of ass-kicking, sarcasm, and Steed being put firmly in his place. 

Lancia:

Thanks to Gary Larson, I will forever write CAT FUD on my shopping lists...

Buick 3800 V6. The unmistakable sound of GM for most of my growing up years. Also, how can we not love an engine that made the GNX? That turbo’d 3.8 is a legend.

Enjoy your lightness and agility while you can because one day you’ll grow up to be heavy, slow and clumsy like everyone else.

Jason, Jason, Jason, How could you forget the incredibly popular Zündapp Janus? I believe that had pretty much the same door front and rear door, or at-least the same basic shell.

“Then I became Kid Hip-Hop. Then Kid Alt-Country. And finally, Kid Moe.”

See HBO, you can end a story properly. :D

In heaven, the electronics are Japanese, the suspension is German, the bodywork Italian, the interior French, and it’s sold at American prices.

‘nuf said

I’m going to step outside popular opinion and vote for “less is more”. Poverty caps, a.k.a. dog dish caps, are my favorite on older cars as you could color-match the steelies to the body. And those red line tires make for a tasty addition to the package.

Back the fuck off !!

how’d you get Sir Mix-a-Lot’s browser history

Trump: I can write. I totally have a pen pal.

They all come with manuals.   The problem is that they are in the glovebox and start off with explained how to get the car out of Park.

See, this is the shit that ends up making Taco Bell the only restaurant in the future.