They’re like the Neon that begat them: Ridiculed and hated by the general population but everyone that had one wishes they still made them.

I thought it was a pinata in the middle, didn’t know what you were getting at.  Cake makes marginally more sense.

I thought that was a tie rod end or something. I’m not up to date on the latest crackpipes. 

It was exactly 1994. There were still Lada Samaras and Nivas on the dealer lot (in Canada) at this somewhat famous intersection

Didn’t that become Jetto’s truck on the best show ever? (the Highwayman)

Jalapenoman

I remember them being announced for sale in north America in the car mags in the early 90's,  I don’t know if they ever actually sold any. ( i used to catch my bus by a functioning Lada dealership)

Checker cab doors are only left and right

My parents bought a 2 door, beige 81 Reliant with the 4 speed and a bench seat new.  I have no proof of this, but it’s not a lofty claim to make. 

Kelsey Hayes “fake mags”

Someone’s cruising for a polite request to reconsider their position.

I read that as in with the Tarlek. 

once for me, but that was enough.

it’s predecessor the Vega as well as first year Chevettes had a non replaceable air filter in a sealed assembly.  Fuck you GM

They can withstand egregious torture and continue to run exactly as poorly as before. 

I was driving one when I met Mrs Doorhandle, it’s how I know she actually loves me.  

Carbon Pringles construction?

GPS doesn’t work in steel/concrete buildings.   I installed several today and sent them all for a drive around the block. 

Thanks, I’m here all week!

I’ve forgiven 2pac, the other song the kids played over and over, not ready to forgive Mr. Nelly.