GPS doesn’t work in steel/concrete buildings.   I installed several today and sent them all for a drive around the block. 

Thanks, I’m here all week!

I’ve forgiven 2pac, the other song the kids played over and over, not ready to forgive Mr. Nelly.   

“graveyard shit” was also totally intentional.

As I’m unaware of other meanings, yes. will google. Googled, I clarify, I cannot enjoy the music of Nelly anymore due to repeated nonstop playing of this song.  

over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and uh-ohver.

I used to unplug the jukebox and told management I’d continue to do so until they removed that goddamn Nelly album, and that they could go ahead and get someone else to do the graveyard shit at a 24 hour poolhall in a bad part of town.  They took out the Nelly album.  I can’t even tell if Nelly was any good or not, to…

I was just shy of 88 miles per hour, almost fast enough to go back in time and not get the ticket. However I drive a Dodge which is incapable of time travel, but the tradeoff is that it starts every time. 

I know that’s Tomorrow, because my speeding ticket was due on the first.

Just waiting for an excuse to post “too many Daves” my Seuss fave.

Mrs. and I had to sit down and talk to the kids about the latest moral panic. It brought back the time where they sat down both the 7th and 8th grades to discuss the then-current moral panic that was Color Me Badd. I’m serious, it happened, and not in a Christian school, a regular one.

I sort-of have that book,  in a book of completely ridiculous books.

Paraphrasing here, but the standard acceptable amount to leaking from a propane system is “a bit” as opposed to “none.” And testing methods only take into account closed regulators. An appliance regulator could be supplying the fryer and also be filling the cabinets with gas, but would pass the leak test. (The RV…

I’m sorry for unleashing this, at least you don’t have to watch the film. I live in the only place on earth where everyone paid money, bought tickets and saw this. A strange geographical anomaly. Because it was banned we all saw it.  no one else remembers this. 

Vyvyan Basterd could straighten that prick out kids are just watching the Wrong UK shows.

I took it as training kids to be good workers, and to respect top hats.

And it did not improve it, seriously, fuck Thomas.   Ringo and George Carlin are ok by me though. 

Just divide by .62

EEEEW!  French!