Peach mello yello is not a thing in Canada, but it should be. I bet if Fuddruckers cleaned the nozzle more often it wouldn’t taste like Barq’s no matter what concoction you request. (also, on a traditional fountain machine, the iced tea nozzle is the only one that science projects grow on. mind you, all iced tea in…

buxom too!

Why does nothing that comes out of those machines taste good?

Meanwhile, to the north:

Malibu or nothin’

I have watched my shared driveway neighbor shovel 4 times on a day when it did not snow (and it was christmas day last year) I’m sure there’s a metaphor there. (About delusional neighbors, {I live in Canada})

How will this affect the dozens of these GM will sell?

I attended a  similar school, having some girls around would temper this sort of behavior.  And don’t send an all boys school to protest abortion, it’s a little myopic. 

I thought that got turned around awfully fast.

Although drip-rails are long gone and not coming back, I like when the door is the door and the roof is the roof and they don’t mix. That way the snow on the roofdoor  doesn’t go straight onto the driver’s seat.   (I keep the snowbrush inside of the car) 

A LOT like dragon’s lair,  in that I played it once.

Rumble in Richmond?

I really hoped that Africa was unaware of this song.

How much for one where the hood and bumper are the same shade of red?

I’m sure Cadillac has made some fine cars, and I’m sure this is not one of them.  

I’ve heard that in Louisiana the furnace goes in the attic, just so it has a hope of living for 15 years or more, because even the houses are not safe from rust. 

Why did it need a respray, new engine, and rebuilt transmission at 61k miles? sounds like just a bad car.  Or it’s the exact ammount the seller is buried in this bad idea.  The odd trim package is conversation worthy though. 

worked like a charm on the Vega......oh never mind.

yeah, there’s a good reason these ore not seen on the road anymore,  and people will drive an 80's gm car until it just can’t go another mile.  

33 crack or more.  (I don’t know how to parse out crack, but all the crack)